Petition to Return Alaska to Russia Gathers 7,500 Signatures

From Echo Moskvy:

Petition published on White House website on reuniting Alaska and Russia collects 7,500 signatures in just two days

In order for the American authorities to officially respond to the petition, it needs to collect another 92,500 signatures before the 20th April. In November 2012, a petition on the White House website about Texas’s secession from the Union collected over 125,000 signatures.

Comments from Echo Moskvy:

answehrmacht:

We still need Texas and North Dakota

inosven:

We need to go and shit in all the lifts there. That’s how we do.

body061:

I suggest we change the name of planet Earth into planet Russia, no borders or visas!

evnoasef:

Alaska is in the heart of every Russian… it’s our pain and hope…

inosven:

Better sort out our problems at home before taking on any more.

linrentaa: (responding to above)

We’ll get back our Alaska that we sold to the USA for a pittance and sort out the problems there!

dana242005:

Madness.

kom01:

Why haven’t they published the web address of the petition, are they scared?

kotofeich:

Huh? How about California?

eighttimes:

I want Alaska in Russia. Finally, civilisation will make its way over there.

wrag77:

RUSSIA NEEDS TO FUND A MAIDAN IN THE USA!!111HAHAHAHA

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