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Video as Metro Doors Fail to Close, Netizens React

From Ya Plakal:

Careful, doors are NOT closing!

Comments from Ya Plakal:

terehov:

Why the fuck would you stick your fucking face out?

kytyzov: (responding to above)

Contenders for the Darwin Awards.

Абсэнт: (also responding to previous commenter)

I don’t know, dogs do it all the time)

Чинаски:

It’s summer, it’s stuffy and that’s why they didn’t close them

artem527:

What if there’d been a bit of iron sticking out?

che8147:

They’re ventilating the carriage

maksud:

The brunette at the end – I believe I can flyyy!!!

Snepper:

Why did everyone run to look straight away? What do you think you’re going to see through the door that you can’t see out the window?

MegaPon:

That’s a rollercoaster for you…

[Note: the Russian for rollercoaster translates literally as “Russian mountains”]

Shkafoeb:

Bloody hell, and nobody pressed the emergency button

likплюс:

A train driving down the tunnel with open doors is a serious incident! How could it happen! The driver should be fucking fired at the very least!

mechanix85:

Has the driver not been fucking fired?

Landor:

The driver has an indicator showing that the doors are closed, he won’t go anywhere with open doors. Either these guys blocked it themselves, or I don’t fucking know.

gdesone:

Author, you should have been filming more of the cute girl in the white shorts, not sticking your head out into the tunnel

zverst:

During rush hour, there would have been casualties. The ship’s commander is a dickhead.

burnoutman:

The brunette opened her legs, I thought it was her doors that weren’t closing

Fosto:

The girl was recently attacked by a dog, it would seem, because her shorts are all in tatters

KingOfICQ:

I’d probably have pressed the button to talk to the driver…

orbitoclast:

The driver should have a special indicator the lights up showing which carriage’s doors aren’t closed… he doesn’t have any right to go… this is a serious incident

Tipazh:

Natural selection in action

Gooman:

They need to press the emergency stop button, and then the driver will go to jail because of this, along with a technician.

Arhangel:

Fucking hell… this was the driver’s last day at work, and the station manager’s… Fucking hell. They need to be tried for this…

Snowboy:

Lemmings, blin.

What do you think? What would you have done?