Cat Steals 1000 Roubles from Owner, Won’t Give It Back

From Ya Plakal

Cat burglar

This cat has stolen 1,000 roubles [£20, 23€], and won’t give it back!

Comments from Ya Plakal

vablom:

This isn’t burglary, it’s robbery, and judging by the claws, with bladed weapons! ))

DeluxeSound:

That’s what you call a financial tiger

CrazyDream:

A future oligarch is growing up, he’s already got his starting capital

BadVadim:

Looks like a cat behaving like a rat :)

3ABXO388: (responding to above)

Looks like a cat behaving like an MP :)

Grayshooter:

He’s decided to break with tradition, instead of pissing in your slippers, he’s fucking off with your stash. I don’t even know which is worse. OP, how did you get him so pissed off?

arteimn:

Looks like money does smell after all! Of fish!

msworks:

The cat has realised that money is a good argument for demanding more Whiskers!!!)))

Sosed69:

This isn’t a cat, it’s a bailiff.

МИР17:

An honest, hard working cat ran into some robbers, and didn’t give in. Well done!

siroga2461:

Who’s the real thief here… why are you taking the cat’s money?

MadRacoon:

He’s thinking “I’ll finally be able to buy decent food!” )))

Zagor1103:

Like a woman))

zebro76:

Article 162, section 1 straight up… [Note: this is the section of the Russian criminal code that refers to robbery]

Leka1982:

He’s defaulting on his mortgage

Albuquerque:

This way, in a year or so, you’ll end up saving a little nest egg somewhere under the cabinet :)

BIMATEK:

This breed is known as the “Russian Bureaucratic”…